north hq · household operations centre
Overall status: NOMINAL (mostly)
| Subsystem | Status | Notes |
|---|---|---|
| Dishwasher | DEGRADED | cycle complete · unload pending since T+14h |
| Coffee reserves | CRITICAL | resupply requested · priority 1 |
| Laundry | DEGRADED | 3 loads queued · 1 in orbit since Tuesday |
| Fridge inventory | UNKNOWN | 40% unidentified containers |
| Crew | NOMINAL | all located · last telemetry 6 min ago |
| Lawn | DEGRADED | height exceeding tolerance |
| Wi-Fi | NOMINAL | 47 devices · 2 of them known |
| Budget | UNKNOWN | see kete · classified |
| Sleep | UNKNOWN | see above |
This site is under construction. Actual household operations are conducted elsewhere, on paper, in a hurry.